Im so excited for Valentines Day! Im going out for a meal cocktails with my bf, and then were going back to a hotel for a long night of crazy, sultry hook-up. Hes going to go down on me as I sip Champagne, and Im going to deep-throat his gigantic cock until he cums all over my cant wait. Of course, you wouldnt know how it feels to have a Valentine, would you? Youre just going to be sitting at home, jerking your cock to thoughts of me and my boyfriend, as we spend your money on cocktails and sex toys. LOL. Hilarious.