What are you standing there? Ive no other use for you today, so Ill use you as my office chair! Get down on your knees and put your head back - Ill sit down on your face while I work on the computer - and Ive a lot of work to do today! But dont worry, Ill give you a few seconds to breathe every now and then :-D And dont dare to commence whining... Ive to concentrate and I dont want to be interrupted by you. And you should be appreciative... getting to see my booty all day long... thats worth more than breathing to you!